Would have probably been a lot more enjoyable if I had actually watched it back in 2007
Stars: Michael Vartan, Radha Mitchell, Sam Worthington
Director: Greg McLean
Synopsis: A bunch of tourists on a boat tour in the Australian Outback find themselves stranded on a small island after a man-eating crocodile attacks their boat. As the tidal waters start to come in and the island they’re on gets smaller, the people prepare to fight for their lives against a predator who is very ready to eat its prey. Continue reading Movie Review: Rogue (2007)
80s special effects are creepy as hell
Stars: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, T.K. Carter
Director: John Carpenter
Synopsis: A research team on a remote base in Antarctica has their relatively quiet life thrown into chaos after a shape shifting alien makes its way onto their base. With this creature able to transform into a perfect copy of any animal or human, the team are left with the knowledge that they are being hunted one by one with no way of knowing who is actually real and can be trusted. Continue reading Movie Review: The Thing (1982)
Hands down one of the best big-bad creature horrors I’ve ever seen!
Stars: Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper, Morfydd Clark
Director: Alexandre Aja
Writers: Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen
Synopsis: A young woman, Hayley (Kaya Scodelario), finds herself trapped, with her injured father (Barry Pepper), in a slowly flooding house in Florida during a category 5 hurricane. If that wasn’t bad enough the flood waters have brought in huge alligators, so it suddenly becomes a choice between drowning or fighting against these killer creatures to get to the way out. Continue reading Movie Review: Crawl (2019)
A show about vampires who love christmas and mediums who play scrabble and bridges that only appear when needed.
Stars: Ashleigh Cummings, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Jahkara Smith, Zachary Quinto
Based On The Book By: Joe Hill
Synopsis: Charlie Manx (Zachary Quinto) is an immortal vampire like being who steals children away with the promise of taking them to a magical happy place called Christmas Land and instead transforming them into creatures like him. His entire Christmas themed world is thrown into chaos when a girl names Vic McQueen (Ashleigh Cummings) discovers she has a special gift and with the help of her medium friend Maggie (Jahkara Smith) learns she is the only one who can track Manx and destroy him. Continue reading TV Review: NOS4A2: Season 1 (2019)
Exploring an unknown area of the deepest part of the ocean….what could possibly go wrong?
Stars: Jason Statham, Bingbing Li, Rainn Wilson
Director: Jon Turteltaub
Synopsis: A group of scientists investigating the depths of Mariana trench discover a world of animals and plants long thought to be extinct. In their eagerness to explore and learn, they accidentally find and let loose from its previous confines, the largest marine predator to ever exist, the Megalodon Shark. Continue reading Movie Review: The Meg (2018)
“This is definitely going to end badly”
Stars: Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Chloë Sevigny, Tilda Swinton, Danny Glover, Tom Waits
Director: Jim Jarmusch
Synopsis: The small town of Centreville two local cops, Cliff (Bill Murray) and Ronnie (Adam Driver), find themselves in the middle of a zombie apocalypse as the dead begin the rise from their graves. Continue reading Movie Review: The Dead Don’t Die (2019)
Dammit, don’t these kids know about stranger danger??
Stars: Octavia Spencer, Diana Silvers, Juliette Lewis
Director: Tate Taylor
Synopsis: A group of high schoolers befriend a local woman named Sue Ann (Octavia Spencer) who helped buy them alcohol and end up turning her basement into the ultimate underage party location. Soon enough, the newly nickname Ma wants the kids to come and party every night instead of just the weekends and they realise that maybe she’s not as cool as they first thought and there might be some much more sinister motives behind her actions. Continue reading Movie Review: Ma (2019)
The final scene of this movie is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen
Stars: Allison Williams, Logan Browning, Alaina Huffman, Steven Weber
Director: Richard Shepard
Synopsis: After the death of her mother, former child music prodigy Charlotte (Allison Williams) reaches out to her old school and mentor to aim to get back to the life she left behind when her mother got sick. While there, she befriends the new star pupil of the school, Elizabeth (Logan Browning) and while everything seems so innocent and fine at first, the two of them find themselves headed down a sinister path with some truly shocking results. Continue reading Movie Review: The Perfection (2019)
I know if I find a random baby in a spaceship that’s crash landed on earth, I’ll definitely NOT be keeping it.
Stars: Elizabeth Banks, David Denman, Jackson A. Dunn
Director: David Yarovesky
Synopsis: A couple who are struggling to conceive believe that they have been blessed when they find a baby in the woods in some kind of space craft that has crash landed on earth. After telling everyone they adopted the baby, all seems to be going well and everyone is happy….until Brandon (Jackson A. Dunn) turns 12. He suddenly starts hearing voices and being drawn to the spaceship which the parents have hidden in the barn and his strength is becoming superhuman….and his temper, extremely violent. Continue reading Movie Review: Brightburn (2019)
It’s a giant pig that kills people…and a huge serving of Aussie slang
Stars: Nathan Jones, Bill Moseley, John Jarratt, Hugh Sheridan, Simone Buchanan
Director: Chris Sun
Synopsis: A small town in the Australian Outback is a peaceful place where people from the city come to visit family, locals sit around at the pub for a drink and a chat and old friends head out over night to keep an eye on paddocks and fence lines and maybe drink a beer or ten. This is until a wild boar of a size never seen before begins to torment and kill people in the area, not just for food mind you….but because it can and it enjoys it. Continue reading Movie Review: Boar (2018)